I don’t know what you guys are so worried about. Cooking is easy. You just follow the recipe. If it says boil two cups of salt, you boil two cups of salt.
"girls dress too revealing now days" says the teenaged boy with his pants pulled down to his knees and muscle shirt so big you can see his nipnops
why is this small rice cake child using the stove
HIS EYES ARE CLOSED ON THE LEFT BUT OPEN ON THE RIGHT WHAT KIND OF DEVIL MAGIC IS THIS
They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine
They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am
They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am
*is at the movies with a hot date* *does fake yawn to put arm around them* *yawns too hard and inhales a child from the row in front*
feeling you’re being nothing but annoying to the person you love most actually sucks so much
please don’t base my singing skill off how I sing along at concerts because that’s not singing that’s hysteria
If you’re going to stab someone you have to either say “I am no man.” or “The Lannisters send their regards.” sorry I don’t make the rules.