god bless push up bras
God clearly didn’t bless you if you need a push up bra.
anger
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who even came up with the idea that people have to shave their body hair and wear makeup and change their eyebrows and be a certain weight and wear certain clothes life is so dumb stop the world i want off
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blinking is like clapping for your eyes
just remember that ur eyelids are always applauding u and cheering u on even if nobody else is
This is the most inspirational thing I’ve ever heard.
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do you ever say something really clever and everyone just looks at you in amazement and you’re like
[VIOLENTLY THINKS OF HOW CUTE YOU ARE AND HOW NICE IT WOULD BE TO HOLD YOU ON A DAILY BASIS]
i actually have a fashion taste that is completly different from what i actually wear but i dont have enough confidence to wear what i really want to wear
(Source: pattinsin, via freddo-frogs)
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i got this feeling on the summer day when you were gone
i crashed my car into the bridge and died in a fiery blaze because i’m a careless driver
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what will happen when i’m 40 & still find 18 yr old guys really hot
you replace the term hot with the phrase ‘what a handsome young man’ and it’s suddenly socially acceptable
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(Source: blamestyles, via aisforashleighh)
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one time my girlfriend texted me this blurry picture of a thermometer and there was a second where i had a heart attack because i thought it was a pregnancy test but then i came to the realization that we’re lesbians
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